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I’d prefer kitchen cousins but this also sounds lovely.

I’d prefer kitchen cousins but this also sounds lovely.

impactings:

today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.

how comforting it is to know
one day I will have a body
you will have never touched.

imglulz:

Family photo reenactment success
Funny Pictures and More

imglulz:

Family photo reenactment success

Funny Pictures and More

just-a-skinny-boy:

Goodbye Minnesota, I can’t say I’m gonna miss you and your cold weather! (I’ll miss the people tho) (at Gate H9)

I’d *hate* to be at gate H8.

just-a-skinny-boy:

Goodbye Minnesota, I can’t say I’m gonna miss you and your cold weather! (I’ll miss the people tho) (at Gate H9)

I’d *hate* to be at gate H8.

mickeymousefever:

myspringwine:

Princess Fashion, Higor Sousa 

i would honestly wear the shit outta that jasmine dress

Ariel FTW.

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

i put the sex in dylsexia

image

maybe

someone who isn’t going to do what you asked

(via thirstiest)

dingoinnuendo:

children that are rough and horrible at handling small animals should not be allowed near small animals i dont care what you say. do not put an animal through that

Put them in with the big animals, see how they like it.

i-promise-i-slay-dragons:

jesuser:

nerdjpg:

quacklemore:

quick science side of tumblr why am i single

because no one is good enough for you

because you haven’t found the right person yet

because ur ugly

Because you’re sitting in front of a computer screen instead of interacting with people in the flesh?  Maybe?

standbeforeweakness:

Give me a car like this&

You take the car I’ll take the guy.

standbeforeweakness:

Give me a car like this&

You take the car I’ll take the guy.